okaymad:

laptopped:

tumblr doesnt support internet explorer anymore

good

okaymad:

laptopped:

tumblr doesnt support internet explorer anymore

good

(via pizza)

Feels like war

(Source: merryurie, via ptv-wasteland)

jeggifer:

tearthesun:

joeydeangelis:

"Like, look at your wife, your girlfriend right now. Look at her, your bestie. Look at her right now. She has put so many penises in her mouth. Just shoved them in there, where sandwiches go."

New philosophy.

Oh my god. I can’t stop laughing.

(via revivinglucifer)

olisupertramp:

this is seriously a realistic representation of a couple that has been together for a long time.

(Source: freezyqueen, via emmablackery)

prismasandpie:

When people ask you to come down from your room and socialize.

image

(via pizza)

seaworlcl:

open boobs

seaworlcl:

open boobs

(Source: chipotleh, via stuckwithyoutubers)

colsisawk123:

I miss mitch :(

colsisawk123:

I miss mitch :(

(Source: an-angel-with-broken-wingss, via ptv-wasteland)

vvhatserface:

vvhatserface:

KITTY. WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!


I HAVE MADE A MISTAKE

vvhatserface:

vvhatserface:

KITTY. WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!

I HAVE MADE A MISTAKE

(Source: catleecious, via pizza)

wingspala:

guys its 2014 and there’s a virus spreading all over tumblr

image

(via stuckwithyoutubers)

absentions:

girls who can run in heels should be feared

(via becoming--unbroken)

pulpofiction:

Life hack: if someone makes a racist/sexist joke, say, with total seriousness, “I don’t get it, can you explain it”

Then watch them crash and burn

(via pizza)

pupchan:

B) on the outside :( on the inside

(via pizza)

me:

are there any spirits here?

ouija spells out:

a-y-y-l-m-a-o

me:

I'm a wizard!

others:

Prove it.

me:

Sorry, no magic out of hogwarts.